Diary of a mad Dark Elf

Dear Diary,

Went for a walk with Bard and Crane today. Came across a fuzzy village, we decided to stay for dinner. We have food for a month. Was a good day.

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Dear Diary,

Found a green child today, decided to go golfing. Was going to play a full 18 holes but the ball broke on the third hole. Was a good day.

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Dear diary,

Went hunting today. Found two pale ones having relations, killed two birds with one stone, or spear as the case may be. Was a good day.

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